PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And t